Rockets 117 - Raptors 101: Blackout Omnishambles

Sadly*, last night's Raptors game was blackout out on League Pass, so I won't be able to give it the drubbing it deserves. But judging by Oliver Macklem's fine wrap-up on RaptorBlog, we don't need my bitterness this time around -- Macklem's account sounds shamble-tastic enough for all.

Omnishambles key to the game:

• Starting SF getting zero points? Check
• LoCal, the Lowry-Calderon two-headed PG nightmare getting serious time? Check 
• Ed Davis shooting 83% but playing barely 20 minutes? Check
• Amir Johnson shooting threes? Check-check.
• Bargnani respirating? Check
• A clueless GM with no knowledge of value, assets, or what makes a team work going up against Daryl Morey, one of the savviest GMs in the league? Check-check-check.

Omnishamble Stomp!

If the game opens up online any time soon, I'll try to add my 2 cents.

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* And by "sadly," I mean "What a wonderful relief for my tortured eyes and spirit".