9 1/2 Wrecks

I'm trying to think of a pithy and amusing way to depict the miasma that is Bryan Colangelo's Raptors (because they sure aren't my Toronto Raptors). I would like to pick a number, something that I can update as the season goes along to make the Raptors' omnishamblic awfulness plain to see. Some of the options are:

• 9 1/2. The obvious choice, the number of games we are out of first place. 
• 1. The number of games we are out of the other first — as in the top draft position. As in worst.
• 0.222. Our winning percentage. 
• 3.92. The cost of each Raptor win, in millions of dollars.*

Feel free to make other suggestions. 

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* At $3.92 million per win, firing Colangelo and his $5 million/year looks downright cost effective, doesn't it?